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[prismakaos]

Time. It plagues all of us. I think someone should invent something which speeds up time when you want it to and slows it down when you want it too. I think, in the grand scheme of things, it would balance out across the way. Of course, regardless, you'd be moving at the same absolute speed, it'd just be different relative velocities.

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[spamchang.livejournal.com]

true enough. speeding up time is easy enough if you have a really really fast vehicle. slowing down is a trick...how do i go slower than 0 kph?

[onetruedavid.livejournal.com]

It's easy. You just have to drive at a right angle to reality. The feature comes standard on any BMW - it's why rich people often seem to have lots of free time.

[prismakaos.livejournal.com]

That is BRILLIANT. Holy awesomeness, Batman!

Do we think a Mini with BMW engineering is sufficient?

[onetruedavid.livejournal.com]

Only on the convertible - not the hatchback. Though be warned - the Mini lacks the protective shielding of the bigger BMW cars, so you're more likely to be affected by crazy mind waves from other dimensions and think you're an actor in a major motion picture.

I think it says somewhere in the warranty that BMW is not liable for any acts of silliness caused by driving a Mini.

[qcvar.livejournal.com]

I'd never use the function which speeds up time.

[zaldreon.livejournal.com]

What, you don't want to visit the future? When cars fly, we live on the moon, and the evolved descendents of rabbits rule the galaxy?

All you do is put your money into some high-interest roll-over CD, accelerate time, watch the continents slide about like a crazy air hockey match, and stop when you get hungry.

[qcvar.livejournal.com]

That was awesome.

[(Anonymous)]

I concur.