how are you going to move back to MA if you have 3 bookstores' worth of books to ship back? :P

you will never turn in to gollum as long as you can smile :)

i wonder if you could embed the speakers into the hard covers of a book...i bet there are some speakers thin enough to do that. and you might need some really thin RFID tags in the pages and thick paper to accomodate, but it seems doable. there's probably an easier way to do it than RFID, i bet. hmm...